Emperor Revan

Based Ruler of the Eternal Empire. Infinite wisdom provides a stable government in the Empire. Extremely smart and Serbian.

Example 1: Operator: I sure do love Emperor Revan, he's the best leader
Sythe: kys.

Example 2:

Refugee: I sure do love this Emperor Revan guy!

by Маршал Чилтонов January 01, 2023

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Emperor Mateus

The main antagonist of FF2/FFII.

Emperor Mateus seeks to dominate the world through demonic forces.

by the random. November 05, 2021

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Emperor Kai

The hot anime girl of the Lunar Chronicles

Me: So Emperor Kai of you

Rando: Um.. Thanks?

by winterhayleblackburn April 05, 2019

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Emperor's Goose

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy

You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!

by JRW, PhD July 27, 2008

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Roman Emperor

(n.) The act of cumming in one's own sheets, rolling around in the goo, sleeping, and awaking with a toga held together by one's own 100% au naturale adhesive. Revered as one of the most respectable self-gratifying acts from 27 BC to 476 AD. Can also be used as a verb, in which case one would supply the necessary adhesive to another's bed, presumably while the other was already asleep, and thereby adorning the "prankee" with a friendly toga.

So I knew about a toga party a few days in advance that was going down in Greektown, and I thought to myself, "My, wouldn't it to be interesting to be the only person at the party with an all-natural toga?" So I totally pulled a Roman Emperor the night before and was a huge hit at the party. Plus, all the chicks were totally attracted to the smell.

by BlaWel February 23, 2010

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