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Dunche

A Danish sexual maneuver predicated on speed and a lack of eye contact. The maneuver works best when implementing the use of low grade lunch meat and a sex worker who has recently lost a parent or a maternal/paternal figure.
Dude I can't afford a Dunche. For one, I don't have any bologna, also I am pretty sure it also costs extra.
by Dunche April 26, 2010
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dunch

Any full meal eaten between the hours of 2 and 5 P.M. After 2 is too late to be considered lunch and 5 is too early to be considered dinner.
Tommy ate some dunch.
BRING ME MY DUNCH, WOMAN!!!!
by SUCK IT TREBEK!! June 11, 2007
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dunch

The passing of gas in your sleep, most often directed at the legs (how ever accidentally) of your bed mate.
Damn it woman you gotta cut back on the burritos! You dunched on me again last night!
by lupos January 22, 2008
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dunch

A word that can replace any other word, regardless of the part of speech (ie as in the word "Smurf").
I dunched that bitch ass ho in her dunch.
by Karl Hungus December 3, 2003
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dunch

The girl's boyfriend broke up with her because he couldn't stand sucking on her dunch.
by DELC July 1, 2004
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dunch

A dump taken after or resulting from a large lunch.
As soon as I got back to the office I had to run to the bathroom for a wicked dunch.
by Drewwerd November 1, 2008
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dunch

dunch n (blend of "lunch" and "dinner"; cf. brunch) - a small meal between lunch and dinner in the late afternoon or early evening (about 3- 5 pm.).

This is a more appropriate word for an intermediate meal that once suggested "linner," because it is more similar to lunch than to dinner and is more brief (one syllable). It also follows the model of the neologism for another intermediate (or combined) meal - "brunch."
Dunch usually includes tea or coffee with cookies, sometimes a sandwich.

For tomorrow, I have already scheduled lunch and dinner with my colleagues. Let's have a dunch together.
by Mikhail Epstein November 8, 2003
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