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Dumpster Break

The act of masturbating behind a dumpster while on a break at work. Often done in order to relieve stress or "clear" one's thoughts, such breaks are taken by employees in nearly every career field. However, studies show that the majority of cases occur in high-stress jobs such as: short-order cooks, security guards, carnival ride operators, janitors, and air traffic controllers.

The dumpster break is signaled by the universal sign of a single sock hanging over the side of the dumpster, warning others to stay clear.
"Yo B-Mart, can you keep an eye on my sector? Ima take me a dumpster break."
by Tiny Pizza March 15, 2011
mugGet the Dumpster Breakmug.

dumpster fuck

A person who is so nasty, that after sex you have to wash yourself several times just to feel clean. (also alcohol is recommended)
Troy: Man, I got with a girl last night.
Brian: How was it?
Troy: I had to wash myself three times afterwards.
Brian: Ahh, you had yourself a dumpster fuck.
Troy: Do you have any Crown?
Brian: There isn't enough to help you now!!
by crownxtra February 27, 2010
mugGet the dumpster fuckmug.

Dumpster Jumper

Someone that prefers ONLY anal sex. (male or female)
Frankie is an avid dumpster jumper since way back in high school.
by L-Dogg67 April 4, 2009
mugGet the Dumpster Jumpermug.

riding the dumpster

To be drunk off one's ass. Preferably unable to stand or walk without assistance.
The last night of Mardi Gras, I downed 4 jagerbomb's in a row. I was riding the dumpster for the rest of the night.
by wastedwhiteguy April 1, 2011
mugGet the riding the dumpstermug.

Dumpster and chill

The act of inviting a fine piece of homeless ass to go to her favorite garbage dumpster and take a pounding. This is the same as netflix and chill for poor people.
Me: "Dude I think I need to go to the doctor"
Friend "why"
Me: "I talked this homeless chick into a little dumpster and chill action and now I think I need to get checked"
by Texasturbo January 22, 2016
mugGet the Dumpster and chillmug.

Dumpster hump

The act of having sex in a dirty trash filled dumpster.
I dumpster humped Max last night, I now have chlamydia.
by SallyStealsSeaShells March 8, 2018
mugGet the Dumpster humpmug.

DNA dumpster

1. A female, usually a slut, who ends up full of sperm, which contains DNA.

2. A vagina, the place where sperm is deposited.
Man 1 - Last night I fucked Brianne!

Man 2 - Don't be too proud, bro. She's a DNA dumpster. I fucked her within a week of meeting her!

Man 1 - I don't give a shit, bro! She was mad good!
by some_random_dude December 20, 2005
mugGet the DNA dumpstermug.

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