Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.

Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010

The Duke

John Wayne, the man who could kick everyones ass.

The Duke would whoop any of these fake-gangstas asses, 50 Cent aint got nothing on The Duke,

by Anonymous, King March 31, 2004

Duke Nukem

The Best Alien Ass Kicker

Damn, Duke Nukem is lookin good

by Mike June 1, 2003

Mom Dukes

Another term used for your mother

I'm over here chillin wit mom dukes yo

by C Munn February 18, 2005

Duke Onkled

The ruler of Gamelon in the shitty Zelda CD-i series. Leads King Harkinian into a trap, so Link has to save his ass. He is extremely popular in Youtube poops, where it is revealed that he owns a diner where he sells potato chips, pizza, and spaghetti. It is right next to Gwonam's restaurant, the Squadallah Burger.

Duke Onkled: Your omnipotence, have mercy!
King Harkinian: After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, THEN we can talk about your punishment!

by Tyrannasaurus Alan February 24, 2010

dukes of hazzard

The best fucking TV show of all time. Features Bo and Luke duke, two country boys who drive an orange '69 dodge charger and fight the system (a crooked cop named Rosco and Boss Hoggs that runs the county.

The Dukes of Hazzard was the best TV show in the late 70's and 80's.

by Bronx Bomber August 12, 2005

Sloope Duke

When a girl's ass is so flat that it looks as if to be a continuation from her back, straight to her thighs. When the back pockets of her jeans are touching. A.K.A. completely lacking booty.

Damn dude, that girl got a Sloope Duke. Her as is so flat, when she lay's on a table, her entire backside touches.
Where is her ass? Its GONE!!

by The Booty Spectator January 27, 2010