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post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.
Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!
by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011
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Death drought

When a form of entertainment known for killing off characters, typically a television show, goes a long period of time without any character deaths.
The Walking Dead has had a serious death drought lately.
by Dead character May 19, 2018
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Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.
by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012
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drought pout

When your mouth is so dry from partying and drinking that your checks suck in causing you to pout. Usually preceded by cotton mouth.
Look at that guys drought pout! He needs some water!
by simon penn aimie quinn January 1, 2009
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drought

when you haven't kissed anyone in a long time so you are experiencing a drought.
person 1 : omg did she just kiss...
person 2: she did her drought has ended
by lottagotta May 12, 2020
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Drought-hibernized

When a soil has been deprived of water for a mega-amount of time, it goes into quiescence and becomes what is known as drought-hibernized
"The first rain has arrived and is bunker-bombing itself into the drought-hibernized ground."
by mimbijones April 4, 2023
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D.P. Drought

The feeling that one gets the morning after eating D.P. Dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one's mouth.
"I knew i shouldn't have eaten D.P. Dough before bed. I got the fuckin D.P. Drought again... Fuck!"
by xbiggyxshortyx January 2, 2010
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