post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.

Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!

by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011

D.P. Drought

The feeling that one gets the morning after eating D.P. Dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one's mouth.

"I knew i shouldn't have eaten D.P. Dough before bed. I got the fuckin D.P. Drought again... Fuck!"

by xbiggyxshortyx January 2, 2010

drought pout

When your mouth is so dry from partying and drinking that your checks suck in causing you to pout. Usually preceded by cotton mouth.

Look at that guys drought pout! He needs some water!

by simon penn aimie quinn January 1, 2009

Droughting

When a male goes from having frequently sexual intercourse to having none what so ever for a period over 3 years

Gio: Im so nervous about this

Girl: Why? Is it your first time?

Gio: NO NO it has just been a while ,

Girl: How long?

Gio :I have been Droughting for 3 years

Girl: Mother of God!"get this man a doctor"

by Freddie Donne June 10, 2013

poontang drought

When a man or gay female hasn't had any pussy for substantial amount of time.

-Bro, i really need to get laid. Like bad.
-Oh really, broseph? Are you in a poontang drought?

by the_wolfy March 14, 2014

pussy drought

When either sex ain't getting play! The duration between the last time you got "pie" all over your face or when you played "Hide The Sausage" until the next time.

Dan: "What's wrong, Stan?"
Stan: "I'm going through what I think might be withdraw."
Dan: "What do you mean?"
Stan: " This has been the longest pussy drought I've gone through since my college days!"

by stone412 December 29, 2013

tea drought

when your friend group is lacking tea

"yo nothing is interesting anymore"

"ikr, it's such a tea drought"

by phantomgirll November 16, 2019