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Teatowel in a tumble drier

When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!

Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
by ElWeb September 24, 2012
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Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!

To randomly and quickly over act...... ten times......in nine different scenarios.
if you punch a five year old in the face ten times you have committed a crime, if you stab him thirty seven times in the chest you have won the Richard Dreyfus Variety hour!!!
by Broguts February 27, 2010
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Drey

The definition of a beautiful girl. Pretty ruthless some may say. Loaded with swag. Constantly smilling and laughing. An honest true friend and definetly girlfriend material.
Everybody loves Drey.
Dang! I wish I was a Drey!
by 841995 November 26, 2010
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Sun-Dried Tomatoes

The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely intoxicated, or by chance is dehydrated from anorexia/bulemia. The name is acquired from the girl's crotch strong resemblence to a sun-dried tomatoe from the Olive Garden. Can be abbreviated to 'Tomatoe,' if both parties know what the abbreviation implies. Also can become the guilty girl's new pet nickname.
{Lunch the morning after a party} "So, did you get anything out of her?" "Shit, all I got was a fucking Sun-Dried Tomatoe."
by Pize October 15, 2004
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Drey

a pencil sized aluminum foil bowl used to smoke crack rocks!!!!
"hey chauncey lets go smoke a drey...."
"hell yeah"

"hey man.... you got a drey ive been itching for a hit..."
by jizzybell nigga February 27, 2012
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driend

1. NOUN: someone you meet while highly intoxicated.. a drunk friend

2. VERB: getting drunk and making friends
1. Amy: "My driend from that party last weekend invited us to go out Saturday"

2. Mo: "Let's take shots and go driend with the boys downstairs!"
by NU_427_MD November 18, 2010
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Dried up Cum Bubble on a Gay Donkey's dick

somehting really fun to call someone, gives u the sence of being more witted and better than your adversary
chris, ur a dried up cum bubble on a gay donkey's dick
by Orangechicken October 2, 2004
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