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Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'
Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.
by asdf December 12, 2003
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diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.
Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
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Doofus laugh

This is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. It has a certain amount of Mortimer Snerd in it. When the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. This is not a problem unless the entity who is drooled upon is a carrier of the Doofus gene. What happens then, you don't even want to know. But because this is a dictionary, I have to tell you.
A genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. It's not a pretty sight. For example, the doofusse's (or Doofigh's) very existence can implode. In this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like Rep. John Boehner did recently. That was a fine example of a Doofus laugh "gone south AND sissy."
by the pro from dover January 14, 2011
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My baby doofus

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her
The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus
by Pato_duck July 17, 2021
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Mac Daddy Doofus

Mac daddy doofus is bringin' it back, ya'll.
by Traina August 23, 2011
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Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021
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Doofus

A doofus is a person who genuinely respectfully gets on a person nerves. But a person still loves em cause their very kind when they want to. And also a bully. But still sweet. So a doofus is an idiot with a sweet side
Them: hey dork
Me: hey doofus
by Ilovetommorethanzendaya July 3, 2021
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