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Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!
by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019
This is a chuckle that sounds like the way a bobble-head doll would laugh after being tweaked. It has a certain amount of Mortimer Snerd in it. When the doofus executes this laugh correctly, said doofus will tend to drool on himself and possibly others. This is not a problem unless the entity who is drooled upon is a carrier of the Doofus gene. What happens then, you don't even want to know. But because this is a dictionary, I have to tell you.
A genetic match of drool and fool results in reverse cool. It's not a pretty sight. For example, the doofusse's (or Doofigh's) very existence can implode. In this implosion one can break out into slobbering tears like Rep. John Boehner did recently. That was a fine example of a Doofus laugh "gone south AND sissy."
by the pro from dover January 13, 2011
by Pato_duck July 17, 2021
by Traina August 19, 2011
A doofus clogger is someone who is both a doofus and or clogger. In other words, they are both hardheaded and mischievous. They cause annoyance in times where nothing was was wrong. It is not to be confused with with a tootle clogger, the non insulting form of doofus clogger.
by EatingBaconbits August 26, 2018
A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.
George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck
by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021