Doob 

When someone is unbelievably stupid and terrible at doing things

That guy over there is a doob

Doob by Kaawel_YT August 9, 2020

Doob 

A marijuana cigarette

Another word for a joint

Man I smoked the fattest doob this weekend

I was so fried

Doob by anonymous February 24, 2021

Doob 

Something that is, or is acting, weird and awkward, but in a funny way.

Excuse me while I'm doob.
That person is just a doob.

Doob by KingWhizdum August 2, 2021

Doob 

high off your ass or in an unreal mental state

Dem shrooms got me SO doobed right now - P Diddy

Doob by P Diddy and Goose August 12, 2023

doob squad

The Doob Squad was the mighty fighting force which annihilated the evil pig/monster invaders during the infamous Stoner War. They continue to operate and spread the will of the Bongunist Party in various locations. The four leading heroes of Doob Squad are Bud Commander Generals Jay, Stab, Space Age and Belgianoid BETA (Cybernetic Organism).

"Ey! The Doob Squad gonna come after joo, bitch!"

doob squad by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

doob tube 

A paper towel or toilet paper roll stuffed either with scented drier sheets or fabric soaked in Febreeze. It is used to blow weed smoke through to get rid of the smell.

Man, me and my friends smoked at church the other day, but no one knew 'cause we used the doob tube.

doob tube by ecotton December 28, 2005

doob snack 

A delicious morsel of reefer, rolled in paper, and enjoyed when you need it the most. Typically a small amount and shared between two friends.

"Jon, my dear friend, would you be so inclined to indulge in this scrumptious doob snack, by my very side on this breezy, autumn day?"

doob snack by Renbidoni November 6, 2008