by Melsy December 28, 2005

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z
by Angry Pirate 🏴☠️ October 3, 2019

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.
Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.
Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.
Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.
When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
by Xackery September 16, 2008

To do someone up the ass.
by Noodle Man March 19, 2007

I cannot believe that kicker doinked that field goal, even after the penalty gave him a second chance.
by Dale Mahoney October 7, 2003

by DorothyMayBest February 9, 2009

Very short shorts, especially cutoff jeans with the pockets hanging below the cutoff line. Used only for men.
by Rake In Hell August 2, 2012
