doink

to steal something and not return it back

I left my bling in my room and some motherfucker doinked it

by Melsy December 28, 2005

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

Doinking

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.

Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.

Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.

I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.

When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.

by Xackery September 16, 2008

doink

To do someone up the ass.

"you just poke me you weirdo? i knew you were into doinkin boys!!!"

by Noodle Man March 19, 2007

doink

vt. 1. To flub, or make a mistake, particularly in a sporting match.

I cannot believe that kicker doinked that field goal, even after the penalty gave him a second chance.

by Dale Mahoney October 7, 2003

Doinking

Hooking Up With Someone Over Msn.

e.g Boy:Your So Fit, Fuck Me This Friday
Girl: Your So Doinking Me :L

by DorothyMayBest February 9, 2009

doinks

Very short shorts, especially cutoff jeans with the pockets hanging below the cutoff line. Used only for men.

I know it's hot, today, but does gary really need to be wearing doinks and showing so much leg?

by Rake In Hell August 2, 2012