doink

to steal something and not return it back
I left my bling in my room and some motherfucker doinked it
by Melsy October 14, 2005
Get the doink mug.

Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z
Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.
by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 03, 2019
Get the Doink Doink Clusterfuck mug.

Doinking

Doinking is trying to meet an objective that is most likely a waste of time, such as placing a square peg in a round hole.

Another situation you may find the word is when you are trying to create something out of what was seen as useless junk beforehand.

Some times, what you create after doinking is called a jerry-rig.
I was doinking with my broken computer when I realized I could use it to make an awesome belt.

When you're doinking around with an open receptical, be sure to use a plastic butter knife in the sockets and not a metal one.
by Xackery September 08, 2006
Get the Doinking mug.

doink

"you just poke me you weirdo? i knew you were into doinkin boys!!!"
by Noodle Man March 17, 2007
Get the doink mug.

doink

vt. 1. To flub, or make a mistake, particularly in a sporting match.
I cannot believe that kicker doinked that field goal, even after the penalty gave him a second chance.
by Dale Mahoney October 07, 2003
Get the doink mug.

Doinking

e.g Boy:Your So Fit, Fuck Me This Friday
Girl: Your So Doinking Me :L
by DorothyMayBest February 09, 2009
Get the Doinking mug.

doinks

Very short shorts, especially cutoff jeans with the pockets hanging below the cutoff line. Used only for men.
I know it's hot, today, but does gary really need to be wearing doinks and showing so much leg?
by Rake In Hell March 20, 2012
Get the doinks mug.