A Dodgy Old Joe

A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.

Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.

- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.

- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.

by MyVeryOwnPseudonym November 24, 2010

dodgy dutch marcus

A dirty dutch "man" who never expedites orders unless they include or involve a degree of rimming. Supposedly he dislikes the idea of rimming, which seems odd considering the amount he asks for it.

"Marcus, please order XYZ immediately, or ASAP."

"Rim me."

by yourboss February 13, 2005

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr

A person that is Cuomosexual and is known for being a Professional Skin Flautist.

"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*

by Mortis_ February 5, 2022

Dodgy

A word used particularly in England to mean unusual, suspicious, or unnatural.

Harry: Ay want some cheese?
Eric: Na bro it looks a bit dodgy

by deJebbsterr27 June 25, 2022

Dodgy

When you are British asfand you want to define a situation or something stressful or weird in just one word; you'd say Dodgy!

Ireland is bloody Dodgy bruv! can't walk securely without a piece!

Blud! Neal's acting quite Dodgy lately !

That's one Dodgy scar mate!

by iamPöuya August 20, 2018

dodgy keyboard

When you finger a loved one during a moment of anger, as if you were furiously pressing a button on a keyboard (dodgy keyboard requires sweat and a spike of insulin).

Friday night, the boss is demanding that you complete the spreadsheet before the weekend, you think of your wife and how your going to dodgy keyboard the crap out of here when you find out she's been sleeping with your boss.

by TheWaterMoose January 16, 2017

Bodgy Dodgy

Australian slang for a sketchy Roadworthy Certificate.

"Yeah I got my mate Brian to write me a Bodgy Dodgy on the ol' Falcon so I could sell her"

by DrDibbles February 21, 2021