Dorito Finger

The medical condition you get when you have just finished polishing of a family size bag of the nacho cheese flavored doritos and you have all the cheese on your fingertips, giving it an orange flavor. The only known remedies are sucking on your finger until the cheese comes off, or wiping off the cheese on your pants.

Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna play rock paper scissors?"

Person 2: "Nah bro, I got a bad case of dorito finger"

or

Person 1: "Dude can I play some Xbox now?"

Person 2: "As soon as you get rid of your dorito finger, I dont want the controller to turn orange."

by brainsbrainsbrains June 2, 2009

Dorito Pants

When the upper thigh portion of your pants or jeans become stained orange due to wiping Dorito residue on them while gaming. Aka Dorito Jeans.

"Want to do a quick Blades sesh? Nah man, I can't afford to get Dorito Pants I have a date later"

by Abbracadabbra August 22, 2016

doiter

A doiter is a stomach on a male that is larger than it should be in respect to the other body dimensions. It generally sticks out moreso than down, and that is what separates it from the beer belly. It is a close relative to the boiler.

Check out <i>that</i> doiter.

by MadtownLems July 7, 2006

domitilla

Domitilla is the name of a person who knows how to laugh and can be the best friend anyone would want

Maddie: domitilla is cool amazing and cute
Everyone: i know

by Cool bish August 10, 2019

dorito bag

sexual intercourse using a dorito bag in lieu of a condom

"I didn't have any rubbers, I had to dorito bag that ho."

by Mister Miguel the 3rd October 9, 2013

american doritos

The act of forcefully shoving a dorito in the internal rectum of your mate of chose while smearing the nipple with nacho cheese

Janay was looking might hit in the summertime dress so I'm gonna hit her up with that American Doritos it's gonna get nasty

by Shakiyah da goat September 25, 2017

dogito

n. A burrito prepared specifically for the consumption by a dog. Generally it contains only meat and cheese. Maybe some veggies, but nothing too spicy. It is designed to bring pleasure to the canine while the human also eats Mexican food.

When you go to Mighty Taco, don't forget to get Toby a dogito!

by feed the dogs May 11, 2016