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The Disabled Vietnam Vet

When a guy cuts his arm off at the elbow while high on bath salts and uses it to masturbate giving the feeling that he is receiving a handjob from someone else. He clenches his disembodied fist with his off-hand for extra grip. For added pleasure, he can cut his big toe off and shove it up his rectum.
John - Hey man, what happened to your arm?
Steve - I tried The Disabled Vietnam Vet. It was pretty nice.
John - Toe too?
Steve - Hell yea.
John - Suh bro.
by TheDisabledVietnamVet June 30, 2017
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mr.disabled

They best meme page around, they still post high quality actual funny memes

#meme #memes
Hey mr.disabled just posted a fucked up meme lmao
by Thadefinemaster April 11, 2019
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ditable

When you get so angry with your hostile work environment that it causes you to completely misspell a word, thereby creating the definition for said anger that causes you to misspell words.
T is in a ditable mood.
by KelTellss May 12, 2017
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Disjambled

Meaning a mans nether regions are not organized or need to be resituated. But since it's a made IOC word it can mean whatever you want.
I'm disjambled.
by disjambled October 6, 2017
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Motorway Disabled

A very nervous driver who is unable to drive on a motorway, as doing so would make them have a panic attack.
I had to drive to fucking Carlisle for the family do because my brother and sister are fucking motorway disabled.
by Herman Pootang February 25, 2019
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distilled water

Water that is not from a sink and if u drink it on a daily basis it can make you sick. Something ellie is obsessed with
Oh look ellie is pouring a glass of distilled water
by Lilly ro0 June 19, 2017
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Friends that really shouldn't have benefits. Like, I'm being serious, they totally shouldn't. Is anyone really into boning Anorexic People? What kind of fucked up person has a fetish like that? Except Matthew Broderick who clearly loves horses, I don't know. Jeez. Just don't fuck people with disabilities, it's not cool.
"Let's be Disabled Friends with Benefits!"
"No, what the fuck, learn to walk, you pervert."
by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014
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