discovery channel

A channel airing shows ranging from history to biology.
All documentary-type footage.
Severely underrated by people, probably due to the fact that the words are too big and the content to real for the average dipshit to comprehend.

Joe: Man, did you watch the Discovery Channel last night?

Bob: Nah, I can't understand all those words they use... Like "ape" and "Egypt". It's like a code to me.

Joe: You fucking dumb shit.

by coryinc September 26, 2006

Discare

A combination of dislike and don't care. A response to something totally irrelevant somebody says to you.

Jenny: On the weekend I went to my cottage, and I saw a moose, 2 beavers and a bear!!!

Johnny: I discare. Go away...

by A terribly brilliant person September 11, 2010

discoteca

Spanish word for dance club

At night in Acapulco we headed out to the discoteca.

by lamejor December 9, 2008

Discolexia

The typical diagnosis for those who are incapable of adjusting their dancing to the contemporary vogue.
This person is an expert in the art of making people uncomfortable on the dance floor and the common explanation for a lack of dancing females.

-So Frank, did you get it on with any hot chicks at the club last night?
-Nah man, there was this asshole discolectic who discouraged all the babes from dancing.
-they should ban people with discolexia from clubs man.
-totally

by Drspecialpeople May 13, 2009

Discord light mode

A virtual flashbang

1:Dude did you just turn on discord light mode? 2:Yea! 1:Dude i´m over here.

by meme dankest memer November 2, 2020

Discord moment

Doing something that a person who uses discord would normally do.

After johnny went on a tirade on how Jewish people ran everyone felt it was a certified discord moment.

by KeefDakidd November 5, 2020

discord dark mode

If this is on then the Background in Discord will be in dark gray or pure black on Mobile.

If you use Discord Dark Mode then you good.

by CutMan_ February 24, 2021