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A sarcastic response to a persons bad attitude
Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?

Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.

Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
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dieded

Scientific Term~
Someone or something that is dead, dying, alive but dead on the inside, or just not living in general (i.e. attached to a life support machine). Often used by Scientologists, Scientology, and Tom Cruise. Using this term gives you +50 int.
Jebus Crist dieded, therefore he is both dead and alive... Like a zombie...
by Ien der Meister January 19, 2017
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My mom died

:(
by Cg will murder you June 18, 2021
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Dende

A dragon ball z denfinition for dick
by Pandex June 15, 2017
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dendraphilia

to have sex with trees
john, who is a dendraphiliac, had sex with a knotty pine
by dendraphiliac October 9, 2008
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i just died

When something really funny happens and you laugh so hard it feels like you just died.
1: (Says the funniest thing ever)
2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

1: Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard?!
2: OMG, I just died!
by PP3A2 December 13, 2009
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Diedums

Similar to didums except it is pronounced differently (die-dums).
It's more up to date than didums while still sarcastic and is only really used when someone is not being serious.
Person 1: "Hey u stole my seat" (lol)

Person 2: "Diedums"
by Meh_x March 30, 2009
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