Dimented

A person acting like a lunatic stupid idiot that people think he is suffering from dementia.Not to be confused with "demented" in which case you are actually suffering from dementia.

"boboboboboboblololollolol" said the bloody fag
"mom that guy is dimented " said Bobo to his mom

by wa-king December 30, 2011

im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 8, 2020

footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009

NOW I DIDNT 😭😭😭

When someone accuses you of slapping them you say "NOW I DIDNT 😭😭😭".

"You slapped me!"
"NOW I DIDNT 😭😭😭!"

by Bartholomew Si Chi April 27, 2019

didonte

easily amused and entertained

The audience of a comedian is usually didonte from all of the acts.

by Theresa Sprain March 11, 2005

diduntdidunt

some guy I work with. see Nick Geue

its 6 o'clock in the morning on a tuesday stop drinking you diduntdidunt.

by alias June 10, 2004

I didnt ask

To say the phrase "i didnt ask" is used when someone (usually in a group chat) says a statement like "tomorrow is my birthday" and then the other person says i didnt ask then crushing all hopes of the other person and making them feel terrible because they just got roasted like chicken, got boxed like a fish and then relizing the terrible truth that they are dog water and have no p.r nor earnings.

Person A: my dad died last week
Person B: I didnt ask
Person C (Person B's friends): what are you doing you are lost, your so free free er than air. your headset is so dog you literally got it from the dollar store. calm down you are not cracked you are not justin you litteral wannabe.

by TheRealAdmist February 9, 2021