dessert shirt

A flowy blouse worn when planning on consuming dessert or more than one course to maintain looking thin throughout the meal.

OMG a 7 course meal, I cannot wear this tight dress; definitely requires my dessert shirt.

by kari1981 January 5, 2011

Dessert Horny

When you have an unsensational desire to consume desserts.

Guy: What's on the menu?
Gal: Cheesecake, Creme brûlée, chocolate lava cake, ice cream...
Guy: You made me so dessert horny

by RonaldPornStache October 15, 2015

Dessertbellyavorian

A diet in which you only eat desserts and treats

I am dessertbellyavorian

by Hanob November 26, 2020

Hoop Dessert Sandwich

God's gift to starving Wellesley Women. A light and buttery croissant which has been halved, each half topped with slices of tangy green apple and rich brie cheese, then smothered with honey and sprinkled with crushed almonds... and toasted... to perfection. Consuming results in an orgasmic experience and often results in renewed mental stability and ability to overcome academic assignments previously deemed to be impossible.

I can't finish this paper tonight... that is... unless I trek over to the LuLu and get a Hoop Dessert Sandwich, those shits are so delicious, it's worth the fifteen minute walk across campus.

by Wendyyy August 16, 2009

French Dessert

Sex and a cigarette. Possibly followed by wine and cheese.

Yeah, the date went well. We had dinner and then French Dessert

by IgnisAlbum September 18, 2017

Gentleman's Dessert

Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous

Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory

by Crabwell April 17, 2019

canadian dessert

Tracy...in a short skirt.

Yummm...Feel ready for some dessert!

by moronsvoteforbush June 27, 2004