Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome is a recently identified ailment characterised by an unrelenting urge to think and talk about Bitcoin in a negative light. The syndrome appears to be the result of a gradual build up of saltiness over several years of regret of not buying Bitcoin. Therefore, if left untreated, it has the potential to consume one's life and damage their reputation beyond repair.
It has become apparent that most Bitcoin critics are indeed sufferers of Bitcoin Derangement Syndrome (BDS).
by Jamo2221 January 18, 2021
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Other symptoms include:
-Bringing up Bill Clinton when orange goblin is criticised.
-Bringing up Hillary Clinton when orange goblin is criticised.
-Bringing up Barack Obama when orange goblin is criticised.
-Labelling critics 'Libtards' and a bunch of other go-to buzzwords from idiotic bingo.
There is no known cure. Once the sufferer displays symptoms, the subsequent mental deterioration inevitably sets in, therefore attempting to intervene is futile because it's too late and the damage is already done.
Other symptoms include:
-Bringing up Bill Clinton when orange goblin is criticised.
-Bringing up Hillary Clinton when orange goblin is criticised.
-Bringing up Barack Obama when orange goblin is criticised.
-Labelling critics 'Libtards' and a bunch of other go-to buzzwords from idiotic bingo.
There is no known cure. Once the sufferer displays symptoms, the subsequent mental deterioration inevitably sets in, therefore attempting to intervene is futile because it's too late and the damage is already done.
Critic: "Did you hear that cockwomble orange fuckwit did such thing?"
Sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome: "Fake News. Libtard. Go to Hell. MAGA. TRUMP 2020."
Sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome: "Fake News. Libtard. Go to Hell. MAGA. TRUMP 2020."
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The medical term to describe the acute onset of paranoia and psychosis regarding director/producer/screenwriter/composer/actor J.J. Abrams. Symptoms include hyperbolic statements with the fixation of lens flares and shakey camera angles. Abrams Derangement Syndrome typically affects nerds and geeks with selective amnesia who seem to forget that the Star Wars prequels were garbage, and so was Star Trek: Nemesis and Star Trek: Enterprise. But for some reason, J.J. Abrams is worse than George Lucas, Rick Berman and Brannon Braga combined.
Person 1: "I took my girlfriend to see Star Trek Into Darkness. We thought that was a great movie!"
Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"
Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
Person 2: "JJ Abrams is the worst thing to happen to Star Trek! There were lens flares everywhere and he absolutely ruins the franchise! God, I can't even imagine what he'll do to Star Wars!"
Person 1: "I think you should smoke a bowl, dude. You're suffering from serious Abrams Derangement Syndrome."
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Get the abrams derangement syndrome mug.A term used to describe a mentality a minority of New Zealand citizens suffer from, (often National voters and the antivax), in which they blame their day to day problems on the Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Usually problems that have no relation to Ardern’s actions or personal views.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
Jane: Awful weather we’re having today, isn’t it?
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
by MikeHosking January 14, 2023
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by Strange Blue Dude June 16, 2017
Get the derangester mug.To separate individual hair away from each other in order to achieve a more sufficient and effective way to style curly hair or coarser hair type.
Jessica "brushing me hair is a hassle what should I do? "
Stylist: Well you need to detangle you hair first before brushing throughout the hair.
Jessica: What are some steps I can follow ?
Stylist: 1.Start by conditioning the hair throughly 2. Use a comb to untangle the hair by brushing the hair from the ends until the top of the hair.
Stylist: Well you need to detangle you hair first before brushing throughout the hair.
Jessica: What are some steps I can follow ?
Stylist: 1.Start by conditioning the hair throughly 2. Use a comb to untangle the hair by brushing the hair from the ends until the top of the hair.
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Get the detangle mug.THE KEYNOTE SPEAKER IS EVERY BIT A CONNECTED POLITICIAN, BUT I GET SO TIRED OF HIS VOLUMINOUS DRANGLE.. STOP BLATHERING JUST GET TO THE POINT. GIVE ME THE ELEVATOR VERSION.
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