demons

Possibly the most satanic things a human being can come across. They are summoned from the darkest depths of hell and eventually find their way to Earth to torture human beings across the world. They're the monsters that make little voices inside your head that make you feel worthless, incompetent, hated, in-confident, and almost every other negative trait you can think of. They will make you feel like complete shit until you either figure out a way to get rid of them, or kill yourself to get away from the monstrous beings. They're nearly impossible to get rid of once inside your head and will take a tremendous amount of work to get rid of. The sooner you get rid of these demons the better, as they will often grow stronger and stronger until they literally devour your soul and spirit.

Fortunately, there are ways of getting rid of these demons for good which are called healthy coping mechanisms. However, there are also unhealthy coping mechanisms that will only work for a short amount of time and will often make the demons stronger in the long run.

Healthy Coping Mechanisms
hanging out with friends
having a hobby
writing your feelings down
working out
practicing being positive

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
looking at porn
doing drugs
drinking alcohol
cutting yourself
eating junk food

Demon: "You suck. Everyone hates you and thinks you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve to be alive and will benefit everyone if you would just end it all. Now go kill yourself like the worthless piece of shit you are!"
Me: (sigh) "Why me god, why me?"

by Dubiks August 28, 2018

box on demand

pussy whenever you need it

andy and i dont currently have box on demand, but we hate chris because he gets vag 24/7

by gorilla adam March 25, 2007

Dandy Demons

A lewd comic series made by a man who is very good at art, and it's all about demons

aww dude i saw some dandy demons, and dude i loved it!

by KahootOfAll300 June 4, 2018

Demanalized

To foresaken one's manhood.

When a suppository is inserted in to a man's rectum and/or when a prisoner drops the soap.

Guy 1: Dude, watch out for the stomach flu. I heard some dude had to go to Urgent care and totally got demanalized. He's been curled up in a ball sucking his thumb for the past 3 days.

Guy 2: Damn...we should go buy him a hooker.

by EER41 December 7, 2006

demaster

Lowering a video game’s quality so that it will run on older hardware.

I can’t wait to play Godfall on my base PS4. The demaster looks amazing with 1080p graphics, compressed textures, and the ray tracing runs off.

by MrTrip182 June 12, 2021

Just Demand

A kid, who is 15 years old and still plays Fortnite. He also plays roblox and scams little kids. Him and his partner, Southern Enforcement do not care about their fans, and only do it for the money. When he quit Roblox thinking he had made enough money, he said "We are going to FiveM, where there arent little annoying ROBLOX kids." This proves how unthankful and scummy this kid is. He also doesnt brush his teeth and weighs about 200 lbs.,

Bruh, you took my money and didnt give me anything, dont be a Just Demand.

by SWAKZ849 April 17, 2020

Porn Demons

That's the thing... We knew it when we all see it, but cannot able to name the porn demons. It's the feeling that we all feel 24/7, 365 days a year!

Lucifans summoned porn demons on the purpose...or accidental? They often are possession by porn demons when h hours occurred!

by Deckerstar2917 October 4, 2021