Ranch Dressing

Masturbation done by a female.

Heather hadn't gotten laid in a while, so she decide to indulge in a little ranch dressing.

by CondimentChick April 20, 2009

Cesar Dressing

To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.

I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

Defrosting

When you put a number of ice cubes up someone’s ass and let them melt, then drink the residue that drips out.

“I’m alright for a drink thanks, the defrosting from Rosalie’s ass totally quenched my thirst”

by Bronx de Frost August 19, 2018

positively depressing

positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music

person 1: hey have you heard this song before?
person 2: yea its pretty positively depressing

by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020

deepressing

-adj-something that is both depressing and deep.

a lot of KiD CuDi's music is deepressing
I liked his speech but i have to say it was deepressing

by wonderbread257 September 16, 2011

Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016

Upper-Dressing

Dressing for a good appearance, but only from the waist up.

Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.

Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.

The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.

by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020