Dawson

The worst possible name you can call a human being. They will probably kill themselves

Jim- Dude I just ate all your candy!!!!
Kaden- You're such a Dawson!!!!!!!!
Jim- (hangs himself)

by TheBraininator January 17, 2017

Dawsoned

to imbibe horrendous amounts of booze, which results in you behaving in a manner completely contrary the values you subscribe to in day to day life.

1) Let's get fucking dawsoned so I can wake up on some random couch, wearing a dress, with dicks drawn all over my face.

2) I was dawsoned last night, father, which is why I'm here to confess my sins

by xoxox11A December 8, 2010

dawson

To be the best at every possible thing. Inlcuding sex.

'Chuck Norris ain't got nuthin on Dawson.'

by Italian Stallion153 September 25, 2007

Dawsoning

The act of kissing or attempting to kiss any girl in the vicinity, single or not, usually while under the influence of alcohol. Inspired by long time host of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, who was notorious for kissing every female on the show.

Man, did you see Herb last night? He was Dawsoning everybody!

by Abraham Laser June 11, 2009

dawson

A kid raised in the ghetto somewhere on the west coast likes to smoke weed and tag walls and most likely has a mental problem

That kid looks like a dawson

by Harewoodh8tr February 15, 2020

[Dawson]

To force ones fingers into the anus of another man whilst having a friendly wrestling match

Lets set the ground rules of the match:

1) no biting
2) no buggery
3) no Dawsons

by Edward Arthur November 5, 2008

Dawsons

Cockney for leak (urinate),as in Dawsons Creek - Leak.

I'm burstin',I've gotta take a dawsons

by Big Marc C August 10, 2007