Dave

An absolutely dick, most are selfish pricks that only care about themselves. Will use you then throw you out afterwards. Only 1 out of 10 Davids are nice. However if they go by Dave then they will mock and ridicule you for the rest of your life. My mother married a fucking Dave and he's a piece of shit. Fuck you Dave; think of someone else besides yourself for once bitch.

Don't be a Dave, they laugh at kids whose parents just died. They're fucking bastard!

by Cordediligamus April 29, 2019

Dave

A common phrase for people pretending to be a different gender (mostly female)
Similar to a catfish.

Dave‘s are trying to hook up other people in online games or social media to get certain benefits out of it.

I think I got catfished yesterday by Dave and dumb me gave all my resources to Dave.

by WisestGuyOnEarth July 15, 2021

Dave

A person who rarely messages or chats in your chatroom.

He’s such a Dave.
Are you a Dave?

by ObeAba July 19, 2020

Dave

The man who rescued chipmunks

Dave is one of the protagonists in Alvin and the Chipmunks

by I_Like_Ducks February 4, 2022

Dave

White guy who likes white chocolates and white wine. Usually British and calls himself awesome.

You're such a dave!

by caliper January 28, 2022

Dave

The shermiest of sherms

Anyone: Hop on Sea of Thieves

(Kids named Dave): no

by AsherRabbit January 27, 2022

Dave

The unwanted liquid found in the likes of ketchup bottles, yogurts, and soft cheese.

Tash: Ugh, I've just opened the Philadelphia and it's full of Dave.

Lee: Gutted

by Fizzle S January 23, 2022