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congressional dutch rudder

Referencing all the back door politics and pork barreling that accompanies any bill or similar government act.
It took congress extra long to pass a covid stimulus bill due to congressional dutch ruddering.
by Rabblerouser724 December 25, 2020
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Double Dutch Rudder

Like a Dutch Rudder except this act is completely with Another Man. You both grab each others forearm and shake it thus helping the other person masturbate. Does not work will if the 2 individuals are not both right handed or both left handed.
Me and Scott were so bored we gave each other a double dutch rudder and we came everywhere.
by Brian Euvino March 30, 2009
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Oral Dutch Rudder

Similar to a Dutch Rudder, but performed with ones mouth as opposed to a hand. An Oral Dutch Rudder is achieved with the help of a friend. As you try to perform autofellatio, the friend will assist by pushing your head down into your crotch. Often, the Oral Dutch Rudder is the only way most men can achieve autofellatio. One must exercise caution, as an overzealous friend can easily lead to back problems, and in extreme cases, a broken neck.
Zack helped me with an Oral Dutch Rudder last night. I wouldn't have been able to reach without him.
by EvilBender October 12, 2009
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Strange Reverse Dutch Rudder

When you sit on your left hand until it's numb, grab it with your right and reverse the grip of your left hand, then proceed to receive/give a Dutch Rudder.
Last night, Keith gave Randall a strange reverse Dutch Rudder. To nobody's surprise, they both enjoyed it!
by geocsusb June 23, 2009
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reverse dutch rudder

When you put your fingers in your ladys thing, and then she grabs your forearm and moves it oup and down till climax...thats what Uncle Bobby G and Uncle VC aka Mr Wynn taught me...
you finger her, and she grabs your arm for up and down and in and out pleasure thats a reverse dutch rudder
by Steve Wynnss May 18, 2009
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Surprise Dutch Rudder

Dude my friend broke in and gave me a surprise Dutch Rudder, I was so embarrassed.
by Ralahax December 17, 2010
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double dutch rudder

Interlock your manhood with both hands and have two lady friends on either sides working your arms for you. It very much helps if they stay in synch.
After the Xmas party at the Moose, Pam and Sharon gave me a double dutch rudder, causing me to paint the ceiling with a most powerfull release.
by Buckaru December 9, 2008
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