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1. being blown away by how dumb or ridiculous something is

2. irrelevant/dumb
1. “You really think Harry Styles is playing a show there? I’m dusted.”

2. “Katy Perry put out new music? Dusted.”
dusted by beaboodeedoo November 13, 2025
When someone ass-naked places their anus directly above a (likely) sleeping person’s nose and farts directly into their nostrils.
“Yo I dusted Jeff at the last sleepover and he didn’t even wake up man!”
“You best shut your fucking mouth before I dust you”
Dusted by Mr.Limpdick July 22, 2026

dusted chimp 

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.
Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.
dusted chimp by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

Dusted and Disgusted 

The ash of the CANNABIS..what's left in your piece, bowl after toking
As the bowl was passed to me it was all ash DUSTED AND DISGUSTED

Dusted Diamond 

Snorting a line of coke off of the most absolutely, ridiculously hard dick that you can imagine.
My life got flipped, turned upside down when my mom entered my room last month. Aghast at the sight of the three Oakland raiders and their rock hard dusted diamonds, she sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in Arizona.

dusted monkey

being so high that you can barely function and tweaking out.
I was just with him before. He's dusted monkey!
dusted monkey by ZachMUT January 17, 2017
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