dum dee dum 

Dum dee dum is comonly used in Messenger conversations when either
a. you have nothing to say
b. you are waiting for a reply that is obviously taking too long
c. you are bored.

Originated in the Whinnie the Pooh books

So steve, will you help me with my sos assignment..

(no reply)

dum dee dum... hello?

dum dee dum by Noobzor September 11, 2005

Dum Pe Dum

Your Dumdaar Food Partner. A cloud kitchen that delivers you amazing Biryanis, Tikkas, Kebabs, and Mains.

Awaken your food senses with the real taste.

Rohit: "Aaj kuch Dumdaar Order Kare?"
Suman: "Dum Pe Dum ki Biryani khaoge ya Tikkas?"😍

Dum Pe Dum by thebrandwindow November 26, 2021

ba dum tss 

An onomatopoeic reference to the drum sound effect heard after a punchline has been told (called a percussive sting). "ba dum" is the sound of the snare drum and "tss" the cymbal.

It is often used in a sarcastic manner after a cliched or bad joke has been told.

John: "My essay on the cold war has to be finished tomorrow, I'm really Russian to finish... sarcastically ba dum tss"

ba dum tss by John1001 June 8, 2015

Dum b girl 

A female who is dumber than a broken ziploc bag full of cat piss and who is also your 'B' or backup booty call on the rotation.

Hey bro, does dum b girl really expect us to believe that was mayonaise in her panties?

Dum b girl by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Dum 

The ultimate insult.
Being hit with it will make you disappear for exactly 92 seconds.

"You are a coward and a scoundrel"
"You are dum"
"AA-"

Dum by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

Dum 

Someone who is so f*cking stupid they can’t even spell the word dumb right

Guy 1: you’re dum
Guy 2: says the one who can’t even spell dumb right you fucking retard

Dum by anonymous January 11, 2021

ba dum tss 

The sound of a lost soul, begging for acceptance in a world of people that don't think their joke is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! ba dum tss

ba dum tss by cheesisnice August 2, 2019