I Don't Give a Lol

A nicer way to say I don't give a shit on public forums where children go. It's ironic because the only reason to say this is if you actually give a shit about who reads it.

Person #1: Did you know that Justin Beiber was here yesterday?!?! :D
Person #2: Seriously, I don't give a lol.

by Jack Vangorr January 12, 2013

I don't give a swag

According to an unknown tumblr user, this term was originally coined by an Albert Einstein while arguing with his teacher. It is used in the same way as "I don't gave a fuck", but tends to have a kinder, less harsh, and more joking purpose when used in a sentence.

Person 1: "Can I eat your meatloaf?"

Person 2: "Dude, I don't give a swag! Eat away."

by Pocahotbooty April 25, 2014

I don't give a nipple

A term used for when you don't care about something, but want to be a little more creative when saying it

Guy 1: Hey dude i just ate the most delicious thing the other day.

Guy 2: I don't give a nipple

by nippleface33 April 2, 2013

I don't give a frog!

To be used instead of 'I don't give a fuck', especially when said to a French.

X: God, french politics are bloody messy!
You: I don't give a frog! it sucks over here too!

by Dame Lotus December 3, 2010

I don't give a fuck

When saying "I don't give a fuck", you have to say it with your whole chest.
*I don't give a fuck that I smoke too many cigarettes
*I don't give a fuck how many treats I eat in a day
*I don't give a fuck what the background information is
*I don't give a fuck if you want Observations in the report

I don't give a fuck what you said in the meeting, I'm not writing more than 4 sentences in my asbestos report!

by Hawkeye6262 September 14, 2023

I don't give a sheep

such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)

An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.

by soundbreak February 8, 2014

I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

by persondudeman January 5, 2011