dingle

1. derived from latin, this great word had intrinsic value amoung the acient skittles of Rome
2. often used to make fun of a blunder or missunderstanding
3. A nicer alternative to retard or fucking idiot

1. "I fell down the stairs today" "YOU DINGLE!"
2. "WOW, this is like the 16th bithday of (persons name!)DINGLE it is her 16th birthday!"
3. Egg is a meat... DINGLE
4. Does being diabetic make your knuckles more cracky? DINGLE!

by stinkalina October 10, 2005

Dingles

A peculier gentlemen who's view upon carpentry and knitting are almost orgasmic to an extent that a high pitch whistle scream can be heard in the distance. Stay away from this person at all costs. This individuals voice at most times is somewhat murmured typically due to the fact that this person has braces and a protein deficiency.

Run quickly, Dingles are flocking the Home Depot with crochet's and rare egyptian cotten.

by Henry November 20, 2004

Dingle

Fuck, Sex, Rape, Penis, Vagina, Boobs, Sexperiments, Sexual Intercourses, Any kind of thing you can imagine.

Cher, I want to dingle you.

Sena, I like your big dingle.

Reii, I heard your dingles are amazing <3

by Sena's baby April 21, 2011

dingle

An Austrlian term refering to a minor car accident, often used by radio traffic reporters. See also: prang.

"Mate I had a bit of a dingle on the F3, now I gotta pay $200 for the bloody panel damage!"

by Komp June 20, 2004

Towel Dingle

"When pieces of toilet paper hang out for the after party" as described by Edbassmaster.

"Ya'll sold me some toilet paper that was on sale and I got towel dingles from it"

by Eatmorechicken June 2, 2009

Quandle Dingle

a goofy ass name.

“bro looks like his name is quandle dingle”

“what in the quandle dingle”

by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

Quandale Dingle

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.

Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

by Doroille Longfellow March 22, 2022