That last desperation

When you have drunk the whole bottle of water or a beverage, it always appears to have a drop leftover in the bottom of the container. That drop of drink is considered as the best portion, but u just can't drink it because of the fucking surface tension

George: "Dude I can't drink the last drop of my coke godammit, it's That Last Desperation!"
Tom : "Don't even start that shit to ruin my mood of this day u dick."

by Your gf's boy Jowey April 17, 2018

MMO Desperation

1) Someone feeling that they need currency or a certain item on an MMO so bad that they take desperate measures to get what it is they want
2) Someone taking deperate measures to get a girlfriend/boyfriend on an online game

I saw this girl on WoW chat spamming she'd send pictures of herself naked to all guys on that server. That's a sign of MMO Desperation.

by ExplosivePants December 24, 2010

Wiggy Desperation Rack

In the game of beer pong, the Wiggy desperation rack is when you have 6 cups left to hit but are down 3 or 4 cups and you take the rack at 6 because you are desperate and in need of hitting some cups.

"RACK"
"You have 6 cups left dude"
"WOW WIGGY IS DESPERATE"
"They don't name the Wiggy Desperation Rack after me for nothing"

by Wiggy G-Unit March 8, 2008

Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009

Great Desperation

When one has not had a boyfriend or girlfriend in the longest time, therefore making oneself desperate and either dreaming about the most stupidest or imaginary person of the opposite sex, or trying to hook up with another person in which the person does not desire.
If you don't understand this definition, beat it.

Ever since I broke up with mike, I have had outbursts of GDs (great desperations), like fantasizing about the geek with pink eye.

by Candy, Lex, and Jaqui March 9, 2004

Quiet Desperation

The deep, pervasive, often unacknowledged sense of disturbance in a married man's psyche that marriage is unnatural and contrary to the male's genetic construction.

"The quiet desperation becomes almost unbearable when I think that my wife is the only person I'll fuck for the rest of my life."

by DuddySasquatch August 29, 2011

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020