December

Since people are worn out from slap ass month and grab ass month, it is now dick twist month. So watch out boys, you’re about to get a purple peen.

*twists dick* “OW what was that for?! Oh wait it’s December.”

by Urmuumgayy69420 November 2, 2019

December

It’s NO cuddling December. All of December you are not aloud to cuddle with ANYONE.

Bf: hey babe do you want to cuddle?
Gf: we can’t cuddle it December

by Madi16 November 6, 2020

December

No twerk December

Girl:I can’t twerk all mouth

Boy:girl we had to do nnn all last month

Girl:leave me alone

Girl:No twerk December sucks

by Respect the trip Karen December 1, 2019

December

If you were born in December your very hot,cute,sexy,loving,caring,and funny.

The doctor:when’s your birthday?
Me:December 7th

The doctor:okay...wait...LuCkY
The doctor:December birthdays are the BEST

by Oh wOwOoOoOo November 8, 2019

December

December is the month to celebrate Christmas. You may celebrate it the first day of the month, or on the actual day. It’s the month to get ready for the cold winter. And to also get ready for the presents and food. It’s also to celebrate New Years Eve! Whatever it is, just get ready to blast the Christmas music kids. And I don’t wanna hear any rap music. I’m not a karen, just, no.

Girl: 0Mg!!1!! ItS December!

Girl 2: oMG!!1!!1!1! yaYyyYyYy!!1!!

by vvmoneybucksx October 25, 2019

December

The month of December is now no nicotine December

The whole month of December you can’t use any nicotine if you do you are out.

by Nationalday101 November 4, 2019

December

Wipe ass month. First it was Slap ass month then grab ass month now its wipe ass month

(person 1) My homie wiped my ass today and didn't say no homo

(Person 2) it's fine it's december

by Nohomopp November 11, 2019