curly ho

Lazy, ass-kissing curly-haired harlot who worships man whores and potatoes. At the age of 39, she still resides at home with mommy and daddy and is dependent on them. A backstabber, she has a fake, insincere laugh, and plays the victim for circumstances she herself created. On her phone all day instead of working. A shadow who follows potatoes like a guide dog.

Hark! I spot a curly ho following a potato!

by Wacko and Sexy March 4, 2021

Curly Cobra

A small man into female Gladiators and likes telling facts and likes mining

Person 1: I have a crush on Lara in our class

Curly Cobra : I prefer big sweaty female Gladiators with nice fat toes

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Crunch-a-curly

To accidently chew on pubic hair.

Dude1: Whats that between your teeth?

Dude2: Oh shit, its your moms pubs! Crunch-a-curly.

Dude1: Damn.

by Miguel Gomez November 7, 2006

curly mustache

1. A mustache one must locate.

2. A mustache style that's brought up or mentioned loudly by brazen individuals at unnecessary times.

// Man playing MvC2 screams the following as he faces opponent:

IT'S MARVEL BABY!

EAST COAST BABY, PHILLY WHERE YOU AT?

...

OH he's so Pringles...WHERE YA' CURLY MUSTACHE AT?!

OLD SCHOOL!

SCOOPS...SCOOPS HAAGEN-DAZS...

MAG-FUCKING-NETO...

CURLY MUS-TAAASH!

MAKE IT RAAAIN!

FUCK THE KNICKS.

// Match ends.

by cockBOMB August 24, 2008

Curly Whirly

A person with constantly entangled pubic hair. (Plural: Curly Whirlies. May refer to couples)

"Hey, Jerry! I heard you and your Curly Whirly partner reached poogasm!"

by Kar-len O' Whirl February 22, 2009

Steve Curly

Your friend who thinks they’re Steph Curry, but can’t play like him at all

“Hey did you see that 3? I almost made it in like Steph Curry! ”
“Yeah Jon, you’re a real Steve Curly”

by kbbee January 31, 2021

Mad Curly

Extremely bushy, overgrown pubic hair.

She dropped her panties and whoa!!!!! Mad curly.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2017