cumming

The act of blowing your load on a hot momma!

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.

I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.

by BigDickDaddies April 9, 2015

Dominic Cummings

Used as a verb to describe breaking UK lockdown down rules within the covid-19 pandemic. Or used to describe traveling or trivial activities that against the UK's Covid-19 strategy guidelines.

I did a bit of a Dominic Cummings to go see my nan....

Can I do a Dominic Cummings and come round for a tea, mate?

by AMT1997 June 14, 2020

the second cumming

When a guy finishes once but decides to go back in for more, ultimitely ending in another orgasm.

Mike: "So did you get some last night after the party?"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"

by RandomBlackGuy40 November 3, 2011

commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

Cummings-itis

Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.

See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"

The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.

Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".

by star2uk June 29, 2020

Cumducting

The act of performing a blowjob to the rhythm, beat, and story of a song until climax.

Man! My wife has truly mastered the art cumducting… I’ve NEVER been so moved by “In Too Deep”!

by TuvokShakur January 21, 2022