Ted cruz

The zodiac killer

Ted cruz is the zodiac killer

by Anonymousfart March 26, 2016

Ted Cruz

Also known as "Lyin' Ted", "Ted Scruz", "El Rato Cruz", "Canadian Ted", "Rafael Cruz", "Zodiac Killer", "Booger-Eatin Ted", "cheaTED", "Rat", "Pandering Cruz", "Five-Mistress Ted".

Ted Cruz holds the Bible up high, puts it down, and then he lies!

by TheRealZodiac May 01, 2016

Ted Cruz

The Zodiac Killer.

"Ted Cruz, the dude who is the Zodiac Killer"

by BERNFEELTHE February 28, 2016

Ted Cruz

Code to let people know it's time to leave a room or party.

It's time to Ted Cruz guys, it's getting late and I have work in the morning.

by The Real Agent Smith March 18, 2016

Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

"Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer"

by Iloveyoutravisihopeyoufindthis April 09, 2016

Ted Cruz

A self-loathing senator that wasn't even born in America, who killed 37 people in Northern California
Has fat nips
Looks like a dog that was just scolded

Dreams to escape the nightmare which is his life

Is that the zodiac killer?
Yeah, well its Ted Cruz but same thing.

by Ted Cruz Lover 69 November 01, 2017

juan cruz

He is a very funny person, beautiful, talented and also has a big ass and a huge cock

look there comes juan cruz let's ask him for a picture - How beautiful that is Juan Cruz looked at him for hours

by Jx2001 February 26, 2018