Chip Crutch

Using smaller pieces of chips to create a large enough chip for your dip. This generally happens when you get to the end of a bag of chips.

"Dude we're almost out of this bag of chips, I can't finish this dip." - Chad Chadington

"DUDE, make a chip crutch dumbass." - Nick Nickelback

"My god... you're a genius." Chad Chadington

by Chet Chestsky May 20, 2013

Sweet Crutches

Means that something is awesome and/or amazing. Etymology: This term was derived from "Sweet Mullet" in an attempt to translate "sweet mullet" into Spanish by way of "Dulce Muleta." However, mullet has no Spanish translation, and "muleta" actually means crutches in Spanish. Hence the term Sweet Crutches.

Rob: Dude! I made out with Ethan's sister!

Rick: Haha! Sweet Crutches!

Ethan: You did what?

by RockHound6969 January 14, 2010

Fuck Crutch

When a guy is used by a girl to get over her previously failed relationship. A girl you most likely meet at a nightclub. Sexy and flirtatious but also carrying some baggage.

That bitch Amber was such a fuck crutch. After we fucked her ex threatened to kick my ass

I don't mind being a fuck crutch. At least I'm getting laid.

Man, that bitch wouldn't stop talking about her ex until I stuffed my dick in her mouth.

by b. real October 28, 2010

Rusty Crutch

a person with orange hair who will obviously have orange pubes.

" your mom needs a panelbeater to operate on her rusty crutch "

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

muddy crutch

when you get a dirty dick after anal sex

"aww man i got a muddy crutch last night dude"
"aww sick man, what happend"
"i gave her some alabama grills, with some ice"

by jonny puzzle December 16, 2008

christ on a crutch

An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’

“Christ on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”

With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”

by logic000 July 6, 2012

crutch fu

l337 fighting style developed by a hot chick on crutches.

the gangsta was talking smack so i whipped out my crutch fu on him.

by aslp February 28, 2008