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cunting in the bastard

A thorough and vicious beating directed at the face or head of a deserving recipient
If I saw that snivelling welsh judas Bellamy in the street, I'd give him a right good cunting in the bastard.
by WHUNoah January 23, 2009
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crunking

A type of dance that involves a kind of air humping that is accompanied by rapid arm movements and jumping
"Shit-son this is my favourite crunking song!"
by McKenzie M October 23, 2006
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card counting

A way to gain an advantage over the house. It is not cheating. Most of the best blackjack players do this.
Goats enjoys card counting. It is not cheating. It wins her money.
by "Goats" March 29, 2005
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crunking

running around with an IV of Grey Goose for several days screaming for no apparent reason and screeching like a crow, "EHHHH EHHHHH!!"
yo man, Roq was out crunking last weekend.
by Roq Papi May 16, 2011
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Counting Spokes

The action of counting the ridges or lines of the anus of your unsuspecting partner. This can be done visually or carefully counting with your finger.
One night after myself and Juuso Eiffel Towered Renelde, I took things to the next level and engaged in counting spokes. She had 13 ridges!!
by premiumwiener12 August 25, 2010
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counting worms

Being buried underground, occasionally with worms around you.
*Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.
by averagec15 November 25, 2017
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Shawl Cunting

Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig.

Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".
That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer.
by shirtcocker September 4, 2014
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