toe cruncher

When you bite on toes and they make a crunch sound

James:Did you see her nice ass feet?!
Jake: yea she let me toe crunch her

James:Damnn you toe cruncher

by Dudetinkletoes November 17, 2018

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coochie cruncher

a machine at the gym that works out your inner thighs. one rep on this machine requires you to insert your legs on the outside of two padded arms, then crunch them together. being able to max out the weight rack on the coochie cruncher shows true chadness.

“did you hear chris can max out on the coochie cruncher? the weight rack on that thing goes up to 350lbs.”

“yeah, that guy is a true chad.”

by kgbish June 13, 2021

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sphincter cruncher

Something that scares you so much you suck your ass hole inside out

The new roller coaster at magic mountain is a real sphincter cruncher!!!

by one ass face March 3, 2011

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egg cruncher

An egg cruncher is a person who has chosen to pursue the highest form of career after years of training and education. This person should be treated with the highest respect.

Example:
Guy #1: Hey, did you hear Tom is gonna become an egg cruncher?
Guy #2: No way! Good for him, bro.
Guy #1: ovo

by kingkeys June 13, 2018

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Eccy Cruncher

Somebody who takes great delight in consuming ecstasy - which is sometimes shortened to "Eccy". Eccy Crunchers can usually be seen wandering around nightclubs with dilated pupils and eyes wide open. It is unlikely that an Eccy Cruncher would make in intellectual conversation

"See those boys over there? They're all eccy crunchers"

by arms86 March 8, 2010

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couchie cruncher

A person that crunches the couchie like a mad dog and leaves it looking like the piece of steak that you take out of your mouth because it's too chewy

Damn girl he eats pussy like a couchie cruncher.

by Real snigga June 7, 2017

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