crunching

To get crunked around lunch time

theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.

by fuell December 02, 2005

crunch

originated in central New Jersey

(v). to cuddle, extra hard

can also be used in the gerund form "crunching"

Will you crunch with me tonight?! I want to crunch!

by theshmans May 18, 2011

crunch

1.when a joke has been played on a person
2.when a person isnt right but thinks they are
3.when a person is in a wack situation

1.Lataquanesha got her crunch when her baby daddy showed up to her house with his new boyfriend.

by elisha December 19, 2003

crunch

The act of liking someone.

like word:
crush

Man, i am so crunching on harry today.

by buggergirl June 26, 2005

Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

by Jimmy the Jap December 11, 2011

butt crunch

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

by bigballofyarn September 09, 2009

tax crunch

The best ice cream flavor at baskin robbins.

"Tax crunch is kona coffee ice cream with crisped rice chocolate? I think I just came in my fucking mouth"

by JPorpoise May 22, 2010