Mushy Cranium

slang, sometimes used as a 'callout' during sexy time with a loved one.

"Oh you mushy cranium, you!" *insert orgasmic sounds here*

by Mushy-cranium June 9, 2011

LEFT CRANIUM RIGHT

A n ADULT CARD GAME that yielded prior definitions without planning.

I randomly chose these cards from 400 cards in LEFT CRANIUM RIGHT last night at 9:00 pm SEPTEMBER 12, 2021 just need is turning them over yielded .DANGER ZONE and PEOPLE WATCHING as isn't that incredible!!!

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021

photocircular cranium phenomena

This phenomena occurs in direct contact with the sun, in which a circular shape on the back of the persons head appears. This does not occur in abcsense of the sun.

Did you see the kid with photocircular cranium phenomena?

by mibb January 14, 2023

John Cranium

Toilet-Head

John = toilet; and cranium = head

Did you hear that John Cranium had a date with Sir John Pottywater? Yeah, he got his head flushed down the toilet!

by anonymous April 14, 2023

cobwebbed cranium

Someone who hasn't used their brain in a long time, stupid.

A: I'm smarter than you
B: Nah, you have a cobwebbed cranium

by who_took_torpedo August 16, 2024

cock cranium

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard but in a more civilized manner. also known as the end of a penis ,"bell end" or dickhead

Don't be a cock cranium to the waiter. He's acting like a real cock cranium today.

Don't be a cock cranium, help your friend.

He acted like a cock cranium during the meeting.

by GorgeousFreeman June 30, 2025

Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019