by ThesuCCulentPrawn February 4, 2018
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He is sexy and has a big penis and a sixpack
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by Cristiano329 May 4, 2018
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He is clutch af
He is clutch af
by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021
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by Simp ._. November 29, 2022
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by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021
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he has a lot of nicknames like : daddy, papi, cutie and most importantly bad (big ass dick)
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he has a lot of nicknames like : daddy, papi, cutie and most importantly bad (big ass dick)
demitri is my husband and no one else is worthy of his love.
person 1 : omg who is that hot 6' 2 god next to Amy?
person 2 : oh that's demitri cristiano blackwood , Amy's husband and her baby daddy.
person 2 : oh that's demitri cristiano blackwood , Amy's husband and her baby daddy.
by Amyyybichh December 21, 2020
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by Babynames123 June 4, 2017
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