Crick

A bend in an otherwise straight penis. It can be at any point.

Wow, he really has a crick in that dick.

by Ohshoot January 5, 2019

crick lick

When you lick from the tail bone all the way to the belly button

Are you tryna do a crick lick later on to my belly button today ?

by The dude that knows shit October 31, 2017

Crick

Fusing crap and frick.

P1: You know the homework's due today, right?
P2: CRICK!

by literal living joke January 24, 2020

Crick

Pain in the neck

I have a crick in my neck

by Eilsel12 April 15, 2022

Cricks

The sound of silence. Short for crickets.

In a chat room...

Person 1: Does anone want to do anything today?

** silence

Person 2: Cricks

by SD asshole September 11, 2016

Crick

To Crick something (usually used with the pronoun it). The utmost fun with sick cunts. When the mad-cunt scale gets to such a height it becomes sick. Also can be used when bouncers are bowled to dumb cunts/mad cunts not wearing a helmet

Come on boys!! Let's fucken Crick it!!

Oi Crick this cunt back to the pavilion

by Mounters man March 18, 2019

Crick

Bullies

Pamela likes to crick people so she can get her own way.

by Sunshine1971 August 11, 2015