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Crapple

The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos
Low fat Twinkies are crapple
by Bobby(thisisntmyrealname) November 3, 2010
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it's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener...
I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".
by Chezelle September 14, 2008
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crappiest

as in the poopiest
When I hanged up my dead wife in my closet, the expression on her face was the crappiest I had ever seen in my life.
by Susy Truong November 5, 2003
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Crapple

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection
a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"
by owennn October 20, 2010
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Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).
1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.
by givit May 22, 2009
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Crapple

Cranberry and apple, usually reffering to juice.
by Green Tak December 9, 2008
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1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.
Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck!
by muahlamb4 July 30, 2009
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