cage-stage

A Calvinist Christian who is obnoxiously opinionated about theological matters. So named because the person would be more appropriately kept in a cage until the phase passes and they can be more charitable about it all.

Don't even mention religion to that guy: he's full cage-stage, and you'll never get him to shut up.

by Gudinover October 21, 2019

cage kink

The liking of putting your partners in a cage during sex!

Bruuuh, my girlfriend Saga has a cage kink… I’ve been locked in for MONTHS

by maurilover42 December 24, 2021

Cagephilia

A severe mental illness that includes obsession with everything about Nicolas Cage

"Poor Mark, he was diagnosed with cagephilia two days ago. He has already started rehabilitation but the stage is too advanced, he will not make it..."

by Mr.Bianchi July 30, 2022

Big Chungus 3 Return of Xander Cage

The 3rd game in the Chungus trilogy. After Big Chungus is defeated buy his rival Elmer Fudd bad stuff starts happening. So now Homer Simpson is left to save the entire galaxy from Thanos, Xander Cage, and The villan from the last two Big Chungus games, the evil Elmer Fudd who is working with Thanos to find the 7 behind the meme stones scattered across the galaxy and use them to eradicate all thicc rabbits. As Homer you must find Big Chungus who went hiding on the planet of Despacito 2 after his fight with Elmer Fudd and together Homer and Big Chungus will try to get the Behind the meme stones before Thanos’s minion Xander Cage gets them. The game has already won game of the year and its on PS4, XBOX ONE, and Nintendo Switch.

Big Chungus 3 Return of Xander Cage

by Big Chungus9000 January 18, 2019

cage

If you are motorcyclist, a car.

It was snowing today so I left the Gixxer in the garage and drove my cage to work.

by eric January 11, 2005

Nicholas Cage

The single most entertaining actor of all time. Incapable of a boring performance, Cage entrances audiences everywhere. Though often subject to criticism, no one has ever accused him of being too boring.

I would watch Nicholas Cage in another National Treasure film. No shame.

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

cage gap

Unlike the mythical "wage gap," the cage gap refers to the fact that males are sentenced to roughly 60% longer sentences than females for the same crimes. All things being equal, males receive more harsh penalties for crimes than females. Cage Gap is the term used to reference the gender inequalities that exist in the US criminal justice system.

see: University of Michigan Law and Economics Research Paper, No. 12-018

Man 1: I robbed the 7-11 and got ten years.
Man 2: That sucks. I know a woman that robbed that same 7-11 and has the exact same criminal history you do but she got four years.
Man 1: Dat cage gap doe.

by jimmy vee July 14, 2018