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Costa Bitch

(also works with Starbucks bitch etc, whatevers local)

The chick in your office you ask/coerce/bully into doing a run to the local coffee shop in her break
I want costa, where's my costa bitch? Lydia stop closing emails you haven't actioned and go get some creamy coolers.
by Captain RapesCo October 29, 2014
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Copstacking

When three law enforcement officers circle jerk over different charges and never result in a final decision.
There goes Wrangler, Divine, and Toretti copstacking over what the next bust is.
by amatthew April 6, 2021
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by coastal

To jump around a lot, keep showing up at different places.

E.g. Never stay in one spot for long.
I.e. Business travelling. Band Touring.

Originally intended for large distances, hence "coast".
But nowadays (with more instant updating and specific geo tagging) not limited to. One might as well be showing up at different places (preferably peripherally opposite) in a city given a delimited time period.

Can be described as a more conscious type of jet lag. You are aware of your body not catching up to acclimatize to the new surroundings.
Seen on George's wall:
"Tuesday: George checked in @New York"
"Wednesday: George checked in @San Francisco"
"Friday: George checked in @Washington"

Response:
- Hehe :) travel a lot this week, George?
- Yes, I've been (feeling) a bit by coastal lately ;)
by Edward E. Murdoch November 22, 2011
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Hubert's Constant

The length from the foot of a bar stool to the nearest support. Has an effect on how far the stool's leg can be inserted into somebody's ass. Part of an equation explaining how many gay men a bar stool can support whilst upside-down. This number is derived from the depth of a man's ass named "Hubert". This number is approximately "2.167 feet", "0.660502 meters", or "26.004 inches."
Can all four of us sit on that stool? Let's see if it meets Hubert's Constant.
by Inevitibility June 6, 2015
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Coestar

Take a marijuana, wrap it in a meth, and call it a Coestar!
by jfields99 March 1, 2015
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Constance

The best friend you could have. She is honest, loyal, and always positive. She is super smart and aces all her tests. She has good advice, and she's beautiful inside and out.
I'm so glad Constance is in my life
by Vic loves you December 14, 2010
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Costa Rican Goggles

When one places a female partner's generously proportioned breasts over the eyes, such that they rest upon the face like goggles or similar eyeware.

May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).
Upon engaging in some provacative behavior with Albabe, Moltisanti decided to slide on a nice set of Costa Rican Goggles, smiling enthusiastically with his eyes cover by some fabulous New York Booooooobs.
by MafiosoMasterpiece September 8, 2009
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