Cowpell

This word may be substituted for any word, phrase or sentence. Cf MarklarOrigin: An inscrutable item requested in a bookshop by someone with a funny accent.

"Cowpell?"
"You What?"

by Odhran Kelly March 22, 2004

cowpads

an expression of alarm

upon seeing your enemies u yell out "cowpads"

by hansen69 December 10, 2008

CowPiig

cross between a cow ms.piggy and chihuahua's asscrack for a face.loves old mcdonald had a farm the song as much as the restaurant.uses bulk jar mayonaise for sexual lubrication as a budget and mealtime.

'CowPiig is the perfect mate for Fat Bastard'
'quick let's run before they think were food'

by razberrrrrrrrrrry July 5, 2008

Cowping

The act of delivering a foam cow onto the head of an unsuspecting and usually innocent bystander.
Considered therapeutic by some to release tension or stress. It can be therapy for both pinger and pingee who then reverse roles.

It was a slow day and therefore a perfect opportunity to cowping an unsuspecting cubicle dweller.

by NontraditionalOffice October 10, 2008

Cowprentice

The helper to COWZILLA, big, eats humans and tomatoe soup.

Cowprentice

by Cowprentice May 21, 2011

cowpeach

A fat bitch with peach hair

I found a cowpeach last night

by YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE420d May 22, 2020

Cowpuncher

The kind of coward that beats the shit out of livestock.

Farmer- What are you doing with that cow?
Cowpuncher- Nothing, just being a decent guy. You're not gonna find any bruises, so why even take a look?

by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021