emily cowell

Short but will never grow, very kind and a lovely person to be around. Very pretty but also very indecisive and oblivious.

You are Emily Cowell alright...

by pancakedr June 26, 2023

Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021

Simon Cowell

❌

Simon Cowell is ❌

by iminhellplshelpahhh March 15, 2025

Simon Cowell

that guy

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021

Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"

He's got a touch of the cowels!

by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011

Cowelling

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.

His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.

by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010

Simon Cowell

The twat.
I really hate Simon Cowell.

Dude, I fucking hate Simon Cowell.

by SoullessEther May 7, 2025