smothered and covered

the act of smothering a persons face with a pillow while cumming on them

i smothered and covered this donkey last night to the point when she was passed out.

by zachduval July 18, 2007

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.

"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."

by GNox July 5, 2006

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

A black woman's vagina

Eh yo, Lashawndra, let me nibble on dat chocolate covered strawberry!

by Dat Leroy Boy November 24, 2009

Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries

When a woman successfully climaxes from 37 minutes of oral sex, then pulls out her tampon allowing a flow of menstrual blood to cover her boyfriends face, then defecates all over him, then demands he take out the trash.

I thought I was getting a make-up sex treat, but instead my girlfriend slipped me Brooklyn Chocolate Covered Cherries.

by Labia Lounge December 23, 2008

frosting covered chocolate taco

the act of shitting (chocolate) into a girl's vagina (taco), then fucking her, then eventually ejaculating inside her (frosting), and finally eating her out...bon appetit!!!

I've been with this girl for a really long time, the only thing we haven't done yet is a frosting covered chocolate taco.

by dirtyjoesixpack69 April 15, 2009

covered wagon

The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.

You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.

by Anonymous February 19, 2004

chocolate covered strawberry

When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.

Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.

by For the Glory of Rome October 13, 2007