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penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?
by big shaft October 23, 2019
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Pussy Cottage Cheese

Slang for a Yeast Infection
(From the Hormone Monstress in Big Mouth)
Person 1: “My friend Janice wore her lululemon leggings so much that she got Pussy Cottage Cheese all over her apartment floor”

Person 2: “Are you sure that she would be happy with you saying that information to me?”

Person 1: “Well she’s a bitch and I hate her so its whatever”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.
You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.
by exasy_ October 6, 2025
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cottage cheese

The worst fucking food to ever be invented by mankind.
Who the fuck made cottage cheese? It's just mozzarella but they gave up halfway through!
by youkoo96 October 1, 2020
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cottage cheese

When someone ejaculates and excretes at the same time during sexual intercourse.
Bro, she said she couldn't hold it in and she cottage cheesed all over my chest!
by urmeanium August 23, 2021
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Cottage Cheese

A person of Caucasian descent who smells like and looks like Cottage Cheese. Outside they are pale-white, but inside they are a rotting piece of shit.
Joe is an average American Cottage Cheese. Because he is ugly, fat, and an old-fart back in America, he decides to go to Southeast Asia as a sex tourist to prey on innocent children as white people do in the western world and take advantage of the lower economic status of oriental women for sexual purposes and pornographic exploitation. Because like any white man with misguided entitlement over women of color, he sexually objectifies them.
by Kim Hanjyeong October 6, 2021
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Cottage cheesing

slang for when you're so stoned your body is moving in slow motion and your brain is lagging.
guy 1: "Holy shit dude i'm cottage cheesing"

guy 2: "Bruh you needa stop smoking so damn much"
by itstylerrr February 2, 2023
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