rounding the coroner

As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020
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coronized

You have been coronized
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coronized

You have been coronized
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coronized

You have been coronized
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reverse coronation

an operation, done alive or dead, where one removes the top half of the skull and removes the brain.
yourmom - "yo dude. did you hear what happened to Zakp?"
yourdad - "no."
yourmom - "someone did A reverse coronation"
by GrimCorn February 14, 2021
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Coronally

A descriptive adverb of how things are going or being done under the circumstance of having the global pandemic of the Coronavirus.
How is the project running #coronally?

Samantha has maintained her financial status #coronally.
by FatmaElsayed July 11, 2020
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Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
by QuacksO January 28, 2025
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