corny cool

Someone who doesn't believe he/she is cool, so overcompensates in ways to prove to others that they are; one who is excessively cute or cheesy in attempting to be cool

The graduate student wanted to fit in with a popular high schooler, so she acted corny cool by bringing jolly ranchers as a gift and giving lots of hugs.

by IEDP1234 September 6, 2016

corny bomb

A corny bomb is a sloppy shit with lots of corn and peanuts in it.

'I just dropped the biggest corny bomb of all time! It was wet and all!'

by Dj long schlong May 15, 2016

horny corny

A horny corny, is when you have a mass of guys to cum on one girl so much, that, she covers herself head-to-toe in cum. This makes it 1/2 of the unicorn part. then, you stick 2 vibrators in her pussy, and this is the horny part. Lastly, you take the guy with the biggest dick, and stick it over her head, and she gives you a hand job. Since your dick is over her head, it makes it like a unicorn

Did you hear that the really hot chick got a horny corny!?!? it's on Youjizz Teens!

by Fucking Austria November 4, 2012

corny horny

The act of putting a cob of corn in a girls vagina or ass. It also goes for guys too, but don't do that guys because then your considered gay. HOMOS

"Dude i got so drunk last night that i gave my girl friend a corny horny......HELL YEAH!

by Eric Schmitz December 25, 2008

Corny Kiss

When you lick someone's ass, and then proceed to give them a french kiss.

I was teeth-deep in my girlfriends ass when i turned her around and gave her a corny kiss.

by thekellinator June 9, 2011

corny wallabasher

A "Corny Wallabasher" is when you freeze human "feces, a turd, or piece of poo" and use it as a Dildo or Sex Toy.

Take the "Corny Wallabasher" out of the freezer and lets get sexual.

by DanielHC November 25, 2007

Corny Command

a command that adults tell their children in a corny way by using their words against them.

I remember I was told a corny command. I said to Mom "Mom, Can I have a chocolate bunny?" & she said "You better Chocolate bunny your ass downstairs & take my clothes in the back"

by MASTUH OSCG 8845 June 1, 2018