Cottage Cheese Catastrophe

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.

Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

by maczofri December 14, 2010

cottage grove

A very naughty sexual act depicted on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.

Joe: You look like hell, did you pull another all nighter?
Keith: Cindy and I tried out that Cottage Grove thing.
Joe: Woah, what was that like?
Keith: Holy fuck man. Holy fuck.

by I suck at thinking of these... September 18, 2010

63rd and cottage grove

In Chicago, Illinois, east branch of south green tram line ends at streets 63rd and Cottage Grove. To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).

To say that "he went to 63rd and cottage Grove" is local euphemism for: he died (went to end of line).

by not my real namereal name September 21, 2017

cottage cheese wings

Giving a girl oral sex during a yeast infection.

Dude, I earned my cottage cheese wings last night.

by KY Jellie September 1, 2006

Coolage

Something which is overly cool!

C: Do you like this cardigan
T:Yeah, it's well coolage!

by p and P February 25, 2009

Cottage Cheesing

Cottage Cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the cum into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. Then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. It is called "cottage cheese" Because as it's settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.

Guy #1: Hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

Guy #2: Sure I know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it's a great spot!

Guy #1: Awesome! I'm starting to run out of cum!

Guy #2: Ya me too!

by MarkLP May 11, 2010

Cottage Pie

As a female is pleasuring a male via oral sex she inserts her middle and ring finger into his anus. She then deep throats the male and at the moment of deep throat the male ejaculates into the females throat, she then proceeds to vomit over the males genitalia (prior to this the female ate carrots potatoes peas and gravy). As this is occurring the female pulls out the middle and ring finger out of the males anus only to allow a spurt of diarrhoea to cover the females hand, she then draws a moustache onto the males face using his faeces.

If your not nice to my mother I'm going to cottage pie you.

Oh fuck because i stayed out and didn't tell her my wife cottage pied me.

My mum made me cottage pie last night and it made me cry.

by The Naked Chef August 16, 2009