Oliver Cook is a good friend loyal, but stupid. He thinks hes funny, and has lots of friends. he likes COD but (hes not too good) An oliver , is usually very cool, but when a person is called oliver cook, sometimes that changes. his nicknames are: oillycock, and cooker(gets turned on my nobs)
by Olivers Friends November 24, 2010
Get the Oliver Cook mug.Unlike love bugs, these fuckers will annoy the shit out of you year-round. Notorious at leeching off of friends parents and experts at sleeping all throughout the day. A job??? No need. These crafty bastards will manifest in your homes for as long as up to 20+ years, but could stay a virgin up to three times as long.INCREDIBLE!!. Traveling long ways, in vast numbers, from the great mountains of Canada to the flat lands of Florida, these scraggly shits get through the day on a strict diet of daddy kisses and Arby's. Though, in recents years, biologists are discovering a great population decline in Alex Cooks, due to starvation. Skills include: Depression. WOW!!. Weaknesses include: Airing up bike tires, being a responsible adult, and mating with the opposite sex.
National Geographic - " Alex Cooks has to be the single fucking worst animal we have ever documented. GOD FUCK. The Hitler of the animal kingdom".
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What you say to the other homies when you see one of the homies start pulling a 10/10 that would otherwise never happen in a billion universal lifespans.
What you say to the other homies when you see one of the homies start pulling a 10/10 that would otherwise never happen in a billion universal lifespans.
Person 1: BROO I think Jake is bout to pull that smokeshow! Imma go support him.
Person 2: Nah bro let him cook for a sec.
Person 2: Nah bro let him cook for a sec.
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You know that douche Jack? Jenny screwed him the other day and found out he's just a Cocky McShortcock.
by Bobby Bobbinson March 31, 2008
Get the Cocky McShortcock mug.Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.
OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
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Get the cocky socky mug.When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!
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