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whispering eye contact

Lesbian: I made whispering eye contact with that hot girl in accounting
by huey197 March 29, 2010
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full contact origami

"Terry watched the full contact origami and wants his ass kicked now"
by Casey May 13, 2005
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contutilated

Being preoccupied with ones self. Unable to listen to the other parties opinion.

Stubborn in yourself and your opinion.

A contutilated person is an ignorant one!

A word I came up with when I was 6 years old after a tough day at school!

Pronounce: Con-tu-til-ated
My teacher was so contutilated the other today, she would not listen to anything I had to say! Arrgh!

George Bush is so contutilated, can he even construct a logical argument, let alone make sense of a sentence?
by Liz_Avionics March 28, 2008
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Confucted

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,
Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."
by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011
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Contactality

Word used by uneducated Pacific Islanders during an attempt to sound intelligent

- Meant to describe the similarities between the mentality and contact of a rugby game.

Word type = Afakasi

Half Mentality // Half Contact

Used by Pacific Island rugby players during post game interviews in order to sound intelligent but unfortunately create an even worse reputation for themselves.
The game today was a very gud, I fink da bois did a very ekshalent job on da field today, good use of the ‘Contactality’ we lern at da training nek wik.
by Pashific Educashin April 16, 2019
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ex contact

a person who used to be saved in your contacts list in your cell phone but you dont like them anymore so you deleted them from your contacts list
You: Oh, look some number texted me but its not saved in my phone so idk who it is.

Friend: Maybe its one of your ex contacts, you better not text back it could be your ex girlfriend or another one of your ex contacts

You: Good point... i'll just ignore it
by calaburrito July 1, 2009
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just contact me through the app

What a woman tells a man that she met on Tinder when he asks for her number and/or a second date and she does not want to see him again.
You: I had a great time, it would be great to hangout again
Her: Me too
You: How can I get in touch with you?
Her: Just contact me through the app
by dutone October 24, 2019
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